Sunday, November 29, 2009

Little Barry O's Report Card

Little Barry Goes to School
By John Armor

It has been almost a year that little Barry What’s-His-Name, the Kenyan-Indonesian-African-American lad has been going to school as President of the United States. This is an interim Report Card to his political parents, the voters of the United States.

English Comprehension: Barry has the more extraordinary ability to speak in English than all but a small handful of students who have ever attended this school. However, this ability to speak in complete sentences, using words that seem appropriate to the subject at hand, is coupled with a near total lack of content in those speeches. A+ for delivery, F for content. As Benjamin Franklin observed, "Here comes the Orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason."

Quite hilarious. (h/t GrassTopsUSA) Read it here.