Sunday, November 29, 2009

Little Barry O's Report Card

Little Barry Goes to School
By John Armor

It has been almost a year that little Barry What’s-His-Name, the Kenyan-Indonesian-African-American lad has been going to school as President of the United States. This is an interim Report Card to his political parents, the voters of the United States.

English Comprehension: Barry has the more extraordinary ability to speak in English than all but a small handful of students who have ever attended this school. However, this ability to speak in complete sentences, using words that seem appropriate to the subject at hand, is coupled with a near total lack of content in those speeches. A+ for delivery, F for content. As Benjamin Franklin observed, "Here comes the Orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason."

Quite hilarious. (h/t GrassTopsUSA) Read it here.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Masterful interpretation of ClimateGate

From Iowahawk comes a hilarious take (as usual) on ClimateGate. Genius!

Climate Change a Fraud. Who Knew?

Unless you get all your news from the big 3 networks or the little 2 news networks, you probably know all about this scam (from Investors Business Daily):

'Climate-Gate' Scandal Should Be Wake-Up Call For Press, Politicians

Posted 11/25/2009 06:24 PM ET

Last week, someone (probably a whistle-blower at the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, England) released e-mails and other documents written by Phil Jones, Michael Mann and other leading scientists who edit and control the content of the reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

The e-mails appear to show a conspiracy to falsify data and suppress academic debate in order to exaggerate the possible threat of man-made global warming.

The misconduct exposed by the e-mails is so apparent that one scientist, Tim Ball, said it marked "the death blow to climate science." Another, Patrick Michaels, told the New York Times: "This is not a smoking gun; this is a mushroom cloud."

Instead, hopey-changey has decided to head off to Hopenhagen for the Climate Change conference there in a couple of week.

Don't let it happen, people. Spread the word. Global warming/climate change is a fraud, nothing other than another attempt at the Socialists to create a one-world order and to make a load of money, particularly Al Gore.

More control for them, higher energy prices for us. Everyone in Congress and the executive branch should be hanged for treason.